Power of Media

A Servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.

The Local news paper read:'SERVANT's ASS WON',


The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant not to enter the donkey in next race..
 
Next day..the local paper headline read:'KING SCRATCHES SERVANT'S ASS'..


This was too much for the king, he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.He gave the donkey to the queen.
 
The local paper heading the news: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN THE TOWN"


The king fainted.Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.

Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10.."


This was too much,King ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & lead it to jungle.

The next day Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE".


The king was buried next day..
Power of media...!!

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A T T I T U D E

Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area.
 
They decided to get down at some place. 

After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on. 

As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. 

Everybody on board was killed.

The couple upon seeing that, said, 

"We wish we were on that bus".

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Dhirubhai Ambani Quotes

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A great truth is a truth whose opposite is also a great truth.

-Christopher Morley

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"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"

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Sensual guide to departments:

Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.

and, most importantly,

Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department.

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சர்தார்: ஒரு தடவ தான் பஸ்ல போனேன், ஆன பஸ் ஓட்ட கத்துக்கிட்டேன்.

நண்பன்: எப்டிடா??

சர்தார்: ரெண்டு விசில் அடிச்சா பஸ் ஓடும், ஒரு விசில் அடிச்சா பஸ் நிக்கும்....

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தந்தை: அப்பா சொல்றத கேக்கணும் இல்லனா உருப்பட முடியாது.

மகன்: அதுக்கு இப்ப பீல் பண்ணி என்ன பிரயோஜனம், தாத்தா சொல்லும் போதே கேட்டிருக்கனும்.

தந்தை: ???!!!

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Girl in Bar walks to attender and puts her fingers near his lips.

He kisses and licks each finger.

She says, Tell your manager there's no paper in TOILET.

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Dad brought robot which slaps a person who lies!

Dad: son, wher wer u?
Son: school!
Robot slaps...

Son: film
Dad: which one?
Son: Sai baba!
Robot slaps again!

Son: Blue film
Dad: What? I ve never seen such films.
Robot slaps dad...

Mom: Forgive him dear, after all he is ur son.
Robot slaps mom!

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Work like u don't need the money,
love like u've never been hurt &
dance like no one's watching.

-R Leighton

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Dardar walking on a road and saw a black particle on middle of road. He touched and tasted that, and says,
"Chee! saani! Nalla velai, mithikkala...!?"

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Once you accept someone for who and what they really are, they will really surprise you by being better than you ever expected.

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Every morning in africa, when the sun rises, a deer awakens, knowing it has to outrun the fastest Lion, OR, be hunted to death...
But... When the sun rises, A Lion awakens, knowing it has to outrun the slowest deer, OR, be starved to death...
It doesn't matter whether u r a deer or lion, when the sun rises, Better be running at ur best...

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Ask, & it'll be given to you;
Seek, & you'll find;
Knock, & it'll be opened to you.

-Bible

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விதைத்தவன் உறங்கினாலும் விதைகள் உறங்குவது இல்லை.

-காரல் மார்க்ஸ்

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There is no end; no beginning. There is only infinite passion of life.

நாளையும் மற்றுமொரு நாளே...

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Every new idea is a joke, untill one achieves it...!

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Birds sing after a storm, why shouldn't we?

-Kennady

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All great truths begin as

blasphemies.

-George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

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